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King of the Hill

Post by Admin on Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:02 am

I created the Hill.

My Hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Alex Steiner on Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:06 am

I run up there while you aren't looking.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Supreme Overlord on Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:44 am

I'm smart, you're dumb.
I'm big, you're little.
I'm right, you're wrong.

It's my hill and there's nothing you can do about it.


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Re: King of the Hill

Post by The King of Eggs on Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:43 am

but i want the hill Sad

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Alex Steiner on Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:36 am

I take your high hill
Using only the power
Of strictest Haiku

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Supreme Overlord on Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:41 am

i blarst u al awy w/ ilitrassy

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Alex Steiner on Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:01 am

I pull out my spellchecker, which gives an output of "I blast you all away with illiteracy.", rendering your attack useless.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Supreme Overlord on Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:40 am

I'm just about bored enough to take the hill. You've got better things to do.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Alex Steiner on Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:44 am

Nevar. I always have time for distractions.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Supreme Overlord on Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:26 am

Ooh, look, something shiny!
*You look*
Gotcha!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Alex Steiner on Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:35 am

The shiny thing was a dagger. I slash at you, blood spurts across the hill from your severed jugular, as you tumble down the other side.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Supreme Overlord on Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:59 am

I keep tumbling, faster and faster as I circle the tiny worldlet upon which the hill sits. The worldlet is covered in my blood.

Unluckily for you, I am travelling at 98% the speed of light when my body smashes into yours. You crumple. Painfully.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Alex Steiner on Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:33 am

Ouch. You keep flying though, since the energy required to slow your (admittedly light) body is greater than you can muster.

My crumpled body remains.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Supreme Overlord on Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:39 am

I change my frame of reference so that it is really you that is moving.

The hill, however, is fixed and eternal. It is the epicentre of its universe.

And now it's mine!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Alex Steiner on Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:46 am

Your argument is internally contradictory, since "fixed" cannot coexist with a shifting frame of reference.

You continue flying, straight out of the universe.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Emca on Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:09 am

i accelerate. screw your constant velocity and intertial reference frames.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Alex Steiner on Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:41 am

But I am still (lying) on the hill.

You have not placed any claim on the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Emca on Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:00 am

i plant my flag at the summit. fly as fast as you like; i claim the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by the frog man on Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:29 am

hahaha and then i blow up the hill... no ones hill... my hole.... find a new hill

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Darth Skywalkerbacca on Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:29 am

I am the hill get the hell off me

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Supreme Overlord on Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:38 am

But I have your slave papers!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Darth Skywalkerbacca on Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:43 am

I sit up

No more hill it turns into a mountain

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Alex Steiner on Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:57 pm

I rotate the universe, meaning the hill is a hill again.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Supreme Overlord on Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:45 am

None of you know what just happened. Your minds are too feeble.

But mine is not! The hill is mine!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Tim Tam on Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:25 am

i walk to the top of the hill and sit down.

my hill.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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